So you think you have what it takes to be a part of the elite, Order of the Phoenix? Well hurry and get signed up! We've been looking for more volunteers, you know. They certainly are hard to come by these days, with everybody fearing what the Dark Lord will do next. Oh and do sit down. You must be exhausted from all of this reading. In fact, while I'm up, would you like a chocolate frog? How about a licorice wand? No? Well alrighty then. Anyways, as a part of the Order, you will get first-hand experience in Defense Against the Dark Arts. If you're an adventurous person, this is the position for you. With your help, the Dark Lord doesn't stand a chance! What's that you say? You want to join? Oh joy! Welcome aboard!